Live Comedy Meets Live Shopping

Live selling is a $68 billion market, but let's be real, it's painful to watch. We're changing that. Give us that dusty juicer to sell and it becomes a prop in an improv sketch while the live and online audiences both bid on it. We'll sell out our dignity to sell out your stuff.

Stage Edition

Live-In-Person and Online Audiences

Full theatrical improv where YOUR items become props in hilarious sketches. Bring something to sell, watch comedians transform it on stage, and let both live and online audiences battle it out in the bidding war. That bread maker? It's about to become a flux capacitor.

Stage Edition Features

  • Phones encouraged (bid, chat, scroll through Reddit!)
  • Online + in-person audiences together
  • Your junk becomes comedy gold

Screen Edition

Online Audience Only

Join us online/live for skits where we try and sell you a random pile of socks we impulse-bought from Temu at 2 AM. Baby needs a new pair of shoes! -Baby already has plenty of socks.

Upcoming Themes

  • Socks (Yes, we're serious about the socks.)
  • Home Goods Gems
  • The Junk in the Trunk Show

SOLD OUT! Shows

Tickets Still Available

The Fake Reviews Are In

★★★★

"I can't believe they didn't use Comic Sans on their website. It seems like a website that would have Comic Sans on it."

- Jorge B.
★★★★★

"I thought I was going to Trader Joe's"

- Confused Customer
★★★★★

"They sold me a banana for $47. It wasn't even ripe."

- Fruit Enthusiast
★★★★★

"I came for the improv but left with 12 kitchen knives. Still confused. -and stop counting the knives in the butcher block. You're taking this way too seriously."

- Sharp Shopper
★★★★

"My grandmother swiped wrong during the show and bought a treadmill. She's 94."

- Concerned Grandchild
★★★★

"Charlie Babbitt squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988"

- Raymond Babbitt
★★★★

"If tickets are still available, you can't be sold out! How can you be sold out if tickets are still available?!"

- Pink Floyd Fan
★★★★★

"Was expecting Shakespeare. Got a guy selling tube socks. Honestly? Not disappointed."

- Theater Critic
SELL OUT WITH US.
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